When the Universe Begins To Crumble.


December 27, 2014 by sandwichcontrol

That’s when things happen.

“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact.” – Terry Pratchett

I am going to make a poster that says that.

Yesterday I got the final day’s worth of my Cards Against Humanity’s Holiday Bullshit. I got the map of the island they bought with my money. An island of which I own 1 square foot of. An island close to my island in Nova Scotia. Behold, Hawaii 2:

MapI even got a deed from the CAH legal department with the coordinates to my piece of the island and a tiny flag to plant there to stake my claim.

Now, on to things so weird they don’t look like they should be allowed to exist.

First off, there’s this:


Which, conceptually, doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Cusack, Chan, and Brody in a Silk Road era war flick. Sounds like a formula for an awesome comedy. Right? But the trailer makes it look like a serious movie. I’m just hoping this is a case of a trailer selling a movie as something it isn’t.

And then Dave had to go and point out the existence of this:

Yes, that’s Major Kira Nerys and her sister. And yes, they have their own cooking show. Or had, rather. They haven’t updated it in a while.

And that’s all of the madness I can handle today.

We did another round of the League of Shadows workout this morning and I am wiped out. It would help if I rested at some point. In my life.

Today I am going to attempt to rest. I’ll need my energy for tonight. Larry Jenkins will ride at dusk.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    That island looks like a chicken leg and thigh.

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