If You Were Cheese, You’d Be Provolone.
0April 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Just boring, white, and with an artificial smoke aftertaste.
Yesterday was another long day.
Mostly because I was waiting around all day.
I did almost read the entirety of the first volume of Metabarons, though.
Then I crushed up sleeping pills and laced everyone’s turkey sandwiches for dinner…
I’m just kidding.
I just told the kids to pretend to nap with me during a pee break from a movie they were watching.
Drugging children isn’t funny.
Unless it’s done by a medical professional.
And then feel free to totally mess with them.
Because kids stoned after a medical procedure are fucking hilarious.
My favorite is to throw them in a pit and make them spar with giant fake cotton swabs.
Today is Thursday.
I have yet another full docket with clients today.
Hopefully it won’t all be waiting around again.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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