If You Were Cheese, You’d Be Provolone.

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April 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Just boring, white, and with an artificial smoke aftertaste.

Yesterday was another long day.

Mostly because I was waiting around all day.

I did almost read the entirety of the first volume of Metabarons, though.

Then I crushed up sleeping pills and laced everyone’s turkey sandwiches for dinner…

April 23, 2020

I’m just kidding.

I just told the kids to pretend to nap with me during a pee break from a movie they were watching.

Drugging children isn’t funny.

Unless it’s done by a medical professional.

And then feel free to totally mess with them.

Because kids stoned after a medical procedure are fucking hilarious.

My favorite is to throw them in a pit and make them spar with giant fake cotton swabs.

Today is Thursday.

I have yet another full docket with clients today.

Hopefully it won’t all be waiting around again.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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