But it’s not. Because it’s a lightbulb.

Yesterday was crazy.

I worked at the office for a client all day.

Doing two weeks worth of work in about six hours.

And it was all sorts of random shit.

Fixing ceiling fixtures.

Weeding the sidewalk.

Looking for the source of a dead animal smell.

Talking about comics.

Drinking coffee.

Setting up phones.

Scraping tape off a door jamb.

Stocking bottled water.

Then I went home.

And Jitterbug and I went for a run.

Then we did a workout that some social media “influencer” made up that Gabb the Blabb wanted us to do with her.

I’m so going to be an influencer.

Like totally.

Literally oh my cod.

Wanna talk about scarring the kids for life.

If I became famous for being dumb shit.

They’d be so embarrassed.

I can’t wait.

After all the workouts I needed food energy.

That beans-n-cornbread was even better the second day.

Then the kids played some dance video game and I pretended to be enthralled…

Today is Wednesday.

It’s going to be another crazy one.

Dog grooming, receipt scanning, more phone setup, and cod only know what else.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC