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Slowly Lowering Yourself…
0August 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Into the world of competitive lock picking. Yes. It’s a real thing. There’s tournaments and everything. They call it Locksport. …
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You Know You’re Gassy When…
0August 24, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Your poop looks like you swallowed a whole Alka-seltzer. So many air bubbles. I don’t know if you’ve ever taken …
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Cheese Holds Things Together.
0August 22, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Like your poop. Cheese holds the poop together. Not like poop holds things together. This post digressed very quickly. Here’s …
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I Love You. Everybody Loves You.
0August 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
But get in the fucking shower. Yesterday everything got canceled. So I floated around in space. Getting steps in. Listening …
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Putting the Arse.
0August 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
In sparse. Yesterday was a long day. So many little errands. So many steps. For a day when I didn’t …
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