1. Putting My Meatballs.

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    August 19, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    In your spaghetti western. The consensus on yesterday was that everyone was tired. Myself included. I spent another day kicking …
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  2. It Puts the Loofa In the Shower.

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    August 18, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or it gets the hose again. Holy shit. I kicked yesterday in the nards. Like super hard. Like 21,082 steps …
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  3. WE’RE THE WHAM BAM… um…I’m sorry ma’am…

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    August 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    I’m going to have to ask you to leave. What a long weekend. The only time I left the house, …
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  4. How Farting Into the Leaf Blower.

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    August 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Quickly becomes a Shartnado. Yesterday was dumb. From the beginning part where I woke up a thousand times to check …
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  5. My Farts Smell Like Drain Cleaner.

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    August 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Not like strawberries. Yesterday was a giant clusterfuck. I went for a little walk first thing. With Thursdays being so …
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