My Dick Looks Like a Sweatshirt?


January 22, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Well, damn. I was hoping it looked like a cardigan.

The word of the day is: Badonkadonk.

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).

Jitterbug vetoed me only wearing a thong for this photo.

Something about parents of children seeing my buttocks yada yada yada…

But, for what it’s worth, all those squats are doing their work.

I’m almost done reading “The Queen’s Gambit”.

It’s really fucking good.

My only caveat is that if you’re gonna read it, be ready for a lot of chess notation.

Lots of pawn-to-king-four and the like.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

I’d tell you the same thing about “The Martian” and math.

There’s a lot.

That all said, the book(s) wouldn’t be nearly as good without it(them).

And just like that it’s Friday.

I could’ve gone to bed at 7pm last night and slept until noon today.

This week has kicked my ass.

Almost literally.

My glutes are so fucking sore.

It’s okay.

So are my quads, hamstrings, inner thighs, and calves.

Workouts are back with a vengeance.

The last phase of the workout program we are doing is pretty much all leg days even though they’re called different things.

So I’m going to go do a cardio workout.

That’s a lot of me jumping.

With my wrecked leg muscles.


See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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