Ghosting On the Pizza Guy.


June 1, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

In his mom’s basement. Right now.

If you know what I mean.

I didn’t make a post yesterday.

I tried to take Sunday off from peopling and had moderate results.

But shit kinda got weird by the end of the day and I just threw up my hands and went to bed without prepping a post.

And I was determined to make up some of that rest time on a Monday off.

So no post happened.

Yesterday’s word of the day was: Indubitable.

[ in-doo-bi-tuh-buhl, -dyoo- ]
that cannot be doubted; patently evident or certain; unquestionable.

Today’s word of the day is: Inertia.

[ in-ur-shuh, ih-nur- ]
inertness, especially with regard to effort, motion, action, and the like; inactivity; sluggishness.
the property of matter by which it retains its state of rest or its velocity along a straight line so long as it is not acted upon by an external force.
an analogous property of a force:
electric inertia.
Medicine/Medical. lack of activity, especially as applied to a uterus during childbirth when its contractions have decreased or stopped.

Seriously though.

Aldis the Goldenboy is the most inert motherfucker in my house first thing in the morning.

Having a Monday off is stupid.

I felt like garbage all day.

And now the rest of the week is fucked up in my brain.

I think all holidays off work should be Fridays.

Having Monday off just dumps all its bullshit in Tuesday’s lap.

We like Fridays better than Mondays anyway.

Having Friday off means the weekend starts as soon as we get off work on Thursday evening.

That gives you a full 48 hours of not working and a whole day of recovering.

And it doesn’t fuck up the following week in your brain.

So now I have to go to work.

And clean up a bunch of shit that needed to be cleaned up yesterday.

See ya’ tomorrow.

Whenever that is.

More soon. ~SC


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.



Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 36 other subscribers