Toe Bitin’ Ass Mutherfuckers.


August 6, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

It must be your day for rueing.

The word of the day is: Photograph.

[ foh-tuh-graf, -grahf ]
a picture produced by photography.
verb (used with object)
to take a photograph of.
verb (used without object)
to practice photography.
to be photographed or be suitable for being photographed in some specified way:
The children photograph well.

I don’t know if you know this, but my sister is pretty badass.

Number one, she’s a robotics teacher in the middle of a fucking pandemic where people can’t touch things that other people touch.

Number B, she’s related to me.

Number trois, she does everything for everybody and somehow she’s managed not to choke anyone.

So, if you haven’t given her props in a while, you should remedy that.

Yesterday was fucking stupid.

My normal shit didn’t happen.

And then I just sat at my desk waiting on everybody to get back to me with what they needed doing.

And no one called.

I read five books.

The remainder of my stack of the Black Hammer universe.

So now I’m out of books.

Just kidding.

Jitterbug and I treated ourselves to a few books a piece.

We work hard for the money, so we get to treat each other.


See what I did there?

This is why I get paid the big bucks.

Speaking of which, if people don’t call me back I will for realz be out of books.

I should probably make way to the office.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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