I’ve Got Five On It.


August 5, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

For anyone who can tell me exactly what it is that Ja Rule is doing.

The word of the day is: Peruvian.

/ (p??ru?v??n) /
of or relating to Peru or its inhabitants
a native or inhabitant of Peru

I should totally make salchipapas for dinner tonight.

That’ll blow the damn kids’ minds.

Back in my day we used to dump chopped up hotdogs onta french fries.

Then we drizzled nachos cheese, ketchup, and mustard all over it.

You kids don’t know anything about fine dining.

It’s all memory foam and pretzel buns these days.

Yesterday was not a day of driving.

It was a day of teeny, tiny errands and odd jobs.

I got a little reading done, too.

I’m working through all the extra bits and side stories in the Black Hammer universe.

Did you know that a flare gun, the pistol kind, are 12 gauge?

I feel like you could put shotgun shells into it and wreck a motherfucker.

After consulting YouTube, I have learned that a plastic flare gun cannot withstand the explosive force of a shotgun shell.

If you try this it will most likely explode in your hand.

You can, however, fire flares out of a shotgun.

Double barrelled, sawed-off shotgun and a bandolier of flares here I come.

I don’t know if I had a thread of this conversation to begin with.

I should drink some more coffee and go to work.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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