Dad Jokes.


March 12, 2022 by sandwichcontrol

Are just a cry for help.

Today’s theme is: relax.


That’s me pretending to rest in my house.

The “snowstorm” cancelled everything yesterday afternoon.

And postponed my referee field session for this morning.

For the foreseeable future.

So I’m stuck at home.

With a bunch of… people.

I finished my pieces for the zine.

I finished reading JAWS.

I washed a lot of dishes.

I did a lot of deep breathing and walking out of rooms.

So as to not choke a motherfucker out.

I’m sure there will be a lot more of that today.

I’m also planning on working on upcoming photoshoots.

There’s probably gonna be a lot of Beastie Boys instrumentals at max volume in my headphones, too.

And hopefully a lot of reading.

And not a lot of digging shallow graves in the frozen ground.

See ya’ on Monday.

More soon. ~SC


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