I’ll Punch You.
0May 1, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Right in the cheeseburger, kid. Fuuuuuuuuck. Yesterday was a long day. I had all my usual stuff. Bank runs and …
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Letting the Pressure Build Up.
0April 30, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Then releasing it as a laugh just before my head explodes. I spent all day yesterday waiting around. It was …
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A Solution To All Our Problems.
0April 29, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
I call it “Moon 2”. Seriously. I had a dream that the president of the United States of America announced …
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HayHay Pooping In the Backyard.
0April 28, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
A turtle can’t survive outside its shell. I may or may not have eaten three moldy doughnuts. I mean, I …
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New Year.
0April 27, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
New Britney. I hear the 2021 model will have a jet pack. We spent Saturday outside. Everybody in the house …
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