Getting Your Lip Balm Washed Off.
0February 7, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
When the water gets on your forehead. Because science. Yesterday just got weirder and weirder as the day went on. …
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So Aggressively Bald.
0February 6, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And being surrounded by literal idiots. Yesterday can eat a bag of dicks. This is how close I came to …
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My Bottom Puts the Crack…
1February 5, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
In “Release the Kraken!”. I had the hardest time staying awake yesterday. Stupid rain. But, alas, stay awake I did. …
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I’m Not Laughing Because of Your Actions.
0February 4, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
I’m laughing because you’re getting in trouble for your actions. Yesterday was super productive day. I ran a shitload of …
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Isn’t It Creepy?
0February 3, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
The teeth are the smile. So my official total of steps for Saturday was 27,133. I only got a little …
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