You Want Me To What?
0May 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
With how many balloons? “I am the Master of Throwing Shit Where It Needs To Go.” I love this woman. …
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The Most Unconvenient of Times.
1May 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
For opportunity to ring the doorbell. Happy Crouton Day! Yesterday was a long, busy, exhausting, and awesome day. We started …
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Sleeping ‘Til Noon.
0May 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And by noon, I mean whatever time all of the people in my house stop letting me sleep. I’d like …
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An Endless Supply.
0May 11, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Of jokes about balls. Happy Twilight Zone Day! There are few things more entertaining than walking into a child’s bedroom …
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Shark Shoesies.
0May 10, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
And the harpoon gun blues. Happy Clean Up Your Room Day! I’m planning on doing some comicbook organization today and …
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