Great Greek Green Gobs.


January 20, 2021 by sandwichcontrol

Of Gorgon Gorgurtâ„¢.

That’s yogurt made from the breast milk of a Gorgon.

Just so you know.

Today’s word is: Autonomous.

[ aw-ton-uh-muhs ]
self-governing; independent; subject to its own laws only.
pertaining to an autonomy, or a self-governing community.
having autonomy; not subject to control from outside; independent:
a subsidiary that functioned as an autonomous unit.
(of a vehicle) navigated and maneuvered by a computer without a need for human control or intervention under a range of driving situations and conditions:
an autonomous vehicle.
existing and functioning as an independent organism.
growing naturally or spontaneously, without cultivation.

I very rarely get political on here, but given the tension around today, I felt I needed to have my say.

I personally love my country.

Sure the people don’t always see eye to eye.

But that’s kinda the point.

We all have to work together regardless.

We have to overcome our differences, accept responsibilities for our actions and words, and try to be better tomorrow than we are today.

In Hagakure there’s a verse that says something to the effect of “If you work on being better everyday, you’ll improve a little bit everyday. You’ll make progress like an inchworm. Be like an inchworm. Always striving forward.”

I like that.

It’s a standard I try to uphold everyday.

And when I see other people in my great country doing the same, it fills me with such joy.

It’s why Lippincottonia is the greatest nation in the world.


You thought I was talking about the U.S.A.?

No way.

That place is a fucking hot mess right now.

Today is gonna be a shitshow in y’all’s country.

We Lippincottonians will be sitting in the front yard, eating popcorn, watching your civil war unfold, and patiently awaiting our microbial overlords to wipe all us humans off the face of the planet.

Our border is open if you wanna come hang with us.


See ya’ tomorrow.

In the wastelands.

More soon. ~SC

1 comment »

  1. Jimi says:

    I kinda regret you didn’t end with BYO-Popcorn. Nonetheless. Might be a worthwhile endeavor to design the flag of the Soveugn Nation of Luppencottia

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